i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
When I first saw this on Netflix I couldn’t contain myself
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
WOOO! OH MY GOD! TOTALLY HOT…
every woman wants to be craved for and admired but not every man is real enough to dedicate such effort on request of one girl.Overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom)
…and now you can’t separate me from the person you’ve imagined me to be. You call that, I suppose, being in love; as a matter of fact it’s being in delusion.Virginia Woolf, from Night And Day (via thatkindofwoman)
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